Ranting and Raving.

skyerana:

thehobbitshavethephonebox:

jambandit:

ticktock-rin:

wotcher-doctor:

mangomaddie:

askheryourself:

bigsteppininthetardis:

beta-lyrae:

ladymalchav:

eltenebren:

I am the Greek god Pan.  I will teach you how to masturbate and play the pan flute.  Swell!

I am the demon Crowely.

I cause general mischief and live in a cottage with my dorky angel.

I’m Hoban Washburne. People just call me Wash, though. I’m married to my lovely wife Zoe. I pilot a ship named Serenity under the “authority” of Captain Malcolm Reynolds. 

i’m cedric diggory, post graveyard. it turns out that the killing curse actually turns you into a vampire. how cool is that.

I’m an undead pirate. Lets go.

ADVENTURES AWAIT!

I’m a maid. A bad one. 

I’m Spock. Fuckyeah.

Hello.  My name is Col. Henry Walton “Indiana” Jones, Jr. Ph.D. 

…and that means C is really..

My life currently rules.

I got my bowtie in the mail today. I also got a pair of suspenders in the mail, but instead of being X-style, they are Y-style. Y style is not Eleven’s suspenders.. Damnit.

I hope they are in by like Thursday. I will dress like Eleven then. 

Cause then she cuddles me and those are my favourite.

amywhoisawesome:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

amywhoisawesome:

skyerana replied to your post: chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: How…

I can offer a Yuengling Black and Tan or a Sam Adam’s Summer Ale.

OMG haha you are amazing. As much as I would totally love to take you up on that Sam Adam’s, the more I think about it the more I believe that having a beer and then waltzing into Alison’s class right afterwards is probably not the best idea… or maybe it is, idek. Well whatever, I’ll just come home afterwards and have some bourbon instead :|

I have a couple bottles of Magic Hat still… I forget which two kinds I still have.

Oh god Magic Hat WANT. Maybe we should all get together tomorrow afternoon and drink.

Sadly I work from 3-7… I feel the need to buy more beer. I do like a good beer now and then..

amywhoisawesome:

skyerana replied to your post: chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: How…

I can offer a Yuengling Black and Tan or a Sam Adam’s Summer Ale.

OMG haha you are amazing. As much as I would totally love to take you up on that Sam Adam’s, the more I think about it the more I believe that having a beer and then waltzing into Alison’s class right afterwards is probably not the best idea… or maybe it is, idek. Well whatever, I’ll just come home afterwards and have some bourbon instead :|

I have a couple bottles of Magic Hat still… I forget which two kinds I still have.

lookivegotablanket:

HALP.

For the love of Rassilon, DO IT

livinginashakensnowglobe:

Ranting and Raving.: Cold. Fuck, it is cold. My feet are not pleased. And I am awake. What the motherfucking hell.

fattiesinlove:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

fattiesinlove:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

fattiesinlove:

All of your posts sound like I’m writing them….. ARE YOU HERE WITH ME? -A

No, I’m not. I might actually be warmer then. Mother of God, I just want my girlfriend to come…

Go the fuck to sleep.

And this would be my lovely girlfriend…

fattiesinlove:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

fattiesinlove:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

fattiesinlove:

All of your posts sound like I’m writing them….. ARE YOU HERE WITH ME? -A

No, I’m not. I might actually be warmer then. Mother of God, I just want my girlfriend to come home from work and snuggle me so I can produce heat. I think I am cuddle deficient and therefore cannot produce my normal vast quantities of heat. 

E’s asleep and I wanna snuggle up, but I know she likes having lots of room in bed, so I’m trying to decide if I should ask her to move over, or if I should camp out tonight on the floor. You should just come over, even if its freezing here. -A

I’m what.. 3 hours away from you? Something like that. I hate sleeping alone. Very large bed, not enough cuddles going on right now.

The bed would probably be warmer than the floor though dear.

Not sure exactly how far….  I wish we had a large bed. ;_; It’s two of us fatties sleeping in a single sized bed. That’s why I feel bad shoving her up against the wall. 

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Used to share a Twin XL with mine. Fucking hated it. Lucked out with this. This is glorious. Get one as soon as you can. 

fattiesinlove:

chartreuseflamethrowers:

fattiesinlove:

All of your posts sound like I’m writing them….. ARE YOU HERE WITH ME? -A

No, I’m not. I might actually be warmer then. Mother of God, I just want my girlfriend to come home from work and snuggle me so I can produce heat. I think I am cuddle deficient and therefore cannot produce my normal vast quantities of heat. 

E’s asleep and I wanna snuggle up, but I know she likes having lots of room in bed, so I’m trying to decide if I should ask her to move over, or if I should camp out tonight on the floor. You should just come over, even if its freezing here. -A

I’m what.. 3 hours away from you? Something like that. I hate sleeping alone. Very large bed, not enough cuddles going on right now.

The bed would probably be warmer than the floor though dear.

fattiesinlove:

All of your posts sound like I’m writing them….. ARE YOU HERE WITH ME? -A

No, I’m not. I might actually be warmer then. Mother of God, I just want my girlfriend to come home from work and snuggle me so I can produce heat. I think I am cuddle deficient and therefore cannot produce my normal vast quantities of heat. 

amywhoisawesome:

chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: DEAR GOD IT’S REALLY SNOWING

Fuck this snow shit.

Damn straight.

lucius-derpius:

chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: of course i get a nosebleed just as i’m about to…

My wife says forward so you don’t choke on your own blood.

everyone’s said forward and cited the whole choking on my own blood thing

but

i am not unconscious, how on earth would i manage to choke on my own blood?

Because depending on the nosebleed and person there is enough to choke you. Also it can start clotting in the back of your throat.. 

..and this is what my wife is telling me. She’s such a good wife. Course, neither of us really ever get nosebleeds.