December 2011
November 2011
Dear Mom
We didn’t see eye to eye most of my teenage years. There were times when you had no idea what was going on in my life. I didn’t tell you and you didn’t ask. We fought. A lot. Over grades, over what I wanted to do with my life, basically if we could fight about it we did at some point or another.
There are so many things you don’t know about who I was during high school. If you did notice things, you sure as hell didn’t say a word. I feel damaged from those years. It’s not your fault, I’m just damaged more than I would like to be.
We get along really well now. Surprisingly. You seem to have accepted C as part of the family.. even though we’ve never had that chat and we’ll avoid that chat as long as possible. You’re more fun to be around now. I’m more at ease. I still throw on the masks I spent years creating, but some days I can let them slip.. it’s nice.
I’m your only child. I know I’m not perfect. I know there are some days when you would just like to slap me. However, I am glad that some things you have come to accept.. I still can’t bring myself to tell you so many things.. even some you probably already know.. I just.. I don’t know if I can do that.
Dear River Song
I want to have lots and lots of hot sex with you. I want to travel with you, the Doctor, and my wife.
I want to continue to have hot sex with you and with my wife. It’ll be fine.
Dear Santa
If you existed.. I would ask for a few things.. some things that people wouldn’t expect me to ask for.
I’d ask that some people see what is staring them in the face, as much as they don’t want to see it. I’d ask for strength for others so they can make it through. There are some to whom I would ask you to give them something to make them smile.
However, I have not believed in you since I was between 3&4. Elder cousins decided to ruin that for me. It’s okay though.. it’s just something I got used to.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
I figured that I’d just start a running tab. I’m beginning to see why you granted it to her, I think.
By the way, your sand castle is still in the lab.
My fucking castle is awesome.
Pelkey also agrees. He thinks its a good addition to the lab. So does Johnson, who can’t wait to show it to the next group of prospies.
Hahahahaha! MOTHERFUCKING YES! This makes me feel good. You get to work [coughplaycough] in there all the time, but I make an awesome castle and it lasts.. oh yes.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of
Dear person I had a crush on.
This could be potentially interesting.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
I figured that I’d just start a running tab. I’m beginning to see why you granted it to her, I think.
By the way, your sand castle is still in the lab.
My fucking castle is awesome.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
Also, I swear that I should be twice the lesbian I was at the start of the semester. Steven kissed me again, so that’s just more reinforcement of the “oh fuck no” factor. Soujin knows what I mean.
You didn’t deck his ass? DOES HE NOT KNOW YOU ARE A LEEESSSBBIIIAAAN?! CAN I PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO HIM.?! OH GOD LET ME
I verbally beat him at a later time via email. I was a touch too shocked to do anything other than flee at the time. But yeah, definitely a lesbian. Michelle had a really long talk with him and apparently he thought being gay was incidental and if he tried harder it would become a non-issue because that’s what happens in rom coms.
Don’t hurt him. He’s currently afraid of me and my knives and if someone does the job for me, then he won’t be living in constant fear of when the hit will come. I prefer to let people stew in their own minds and sit back and do absolutely nothing while they tear themselves apart. It only takes a few words here and there to do it too.
He. Thought. It. Was. Incidental?!
Someone bring him to Straight Talk in the fucking Spring. I don’t care if someone has to drag him. Boy needs educated. Really, if he fucking tried harder you’d want him and basically wouldn’t be gay any more? WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN GET THIS SHIT?
I will end the boy and he will still be scared to death of you. I can do that ya know.
Michelle set him straight on the gay doesn’t go away bit. And if he ever talks to me again, I will kill him. I’ll show you the email I sent him at some point. Not a single curse was uttered, shockingly enough. I figured if I cursed he wouldn’t read. I was rather explicit in how I wrote it though. After he sent a text message though, I did tell him that I didn’t give a fuck and there was lots of cursing and I haven’t heard from him since. I actually haven’t seen him around at all, which is a small comfort.
On a mildly related note, my cousin is starting to remind me of him. Wears a fedora, extremely socially awkward, just some of the idiosyncrasies are the same and it really worries me.
#I didn’t realize that I didn’t tell you about the Saga of Steven #I don’t trust men #At all #I’m ones of those lesbians that worries about giving lesbians a bad name because of how much I hate men #But I guess that’s a non-issue right now because you have my Lesbian Card to Ash. #Jerk
No, you didn’t tell me this. WTF were you thinking. Also, forward that email sooner so I have something to fucking laugh at. He personally pisses me the fuck off because he’s a dumb cunt. I am bothered more I think by the fact he’s so damned condescending to people who are well.. modern and not looking for a 1940s sweetheart.
I really want to know how he could think that if he tried harder the gay would go away.. it doesn’t fucking work like that.. just.. where in God’s creation would you fucking get that idea?
Bitchslap the cousin early.
And yes, Ash has you lesbian card and will continue to hold onto it.
I’ll have to dig up the email and his response to it. As well as the Facebook messages he sent prior to me emailing him. And the text messages he sent post email.
Fiiiinnnnnddd itt, oh god I need humour in my life tonight
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: Dear person I had a crush on.
SHE DOES NOT GRANT THE CARD BACK. I DOOOOO [all the caps lock tonight apparently.]
Damn it.
I fucking love that you have the tag #reasons why ash has my lesbian card
this makes my day.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
Also, I swear that I should be twice the lesbian I was at the start of the semester. Steven kissed me again, so that’s just more reinforcement of the “oh fuck no” factor. Soujin knows what I mean.
You didn’t deck his ass? DOES HE NOT KNOW YOU ARE A LEEESSSBBIIIAAAN?! CAN I PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO HIM.?! OH GOD LET ME
I verbally beat him at a later time via email. I was a touch too shocked to do anything other than flee at the time. But yeah, definitely a lesbian. Michelle had a really long talk with him and apparently he thought being gay was incidental and if he tried harder it would become a non-issue because that’s what happens in rom coms.
Don’t hurt him. He’s currently afraid of me and my knives and if someone does the job for me, then he won’t be living in constant fear of when the hit will come. I prefer to let people stew in their own minds and sit back and do absolutely nothing while they tear themselves apart. It only takes a few words here and there to do it too.
He. Thought. It. Was. Incidental?!
Someone bring him to Straight Talk in the fucking Spring. I don’t care if someone has to drag him. Boy needs educated. Really, if he fucking tried harder you’d want him and basically wouldn’t be gay any more? WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN GET THIS SHIT?
I will end the boy and he will still be scared to death of you. I can do that ya know.
Michelle set him straight on the gay doesn’t go away bit. And if he ever talks to me again, I will kill him. I’ll show you the email I sent him at some point. Not a single curse was uttered, shockingly enough. I figured if I cursed he wouldn’t read. I was rather explicit in how I wrote it though. After he sent a text message though, I did tell him that I didn’t give a fuck and there was lots of cursing and I haven’t heard from him since. I actually haven’t seen him around at all, which is a small comfort.
On a mildly related note, my cousin is starting to remind me of him. Wears a fedora, extremely socially awkward, just some of the idiosyncrasies are the same and it really worries me.
#I didn’t realize that I didn’t tell you about the Saga of Steven #I don’t trust men #At all #I’m ones of those lesbians that worries about giving lesbians a bad name because of how much I hate men #But I guess that’s a non-issue right now because you have my Lesbian Card to Ash. #Jerk
No, you didn’t tell me this. WTF were you thinking. Also, forward that email sooner so I have something to fucking laugh at. He personally pisses me the fuck off because he’s a dumb cunt. I am bothered more I think by the fact he’s so damned condescending to people who are well.. modern and not looking for a 1940s sweetheart.
I really want to know how he could think that if he tried harder the gay would go away.. it doesn’t fucking work like that.. just.. where in God’s creation would you fucking get that idea?
Bitchslap the cousin early.
And yes, Ash has you lesbian card and will continue to hold onto it.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
Also, I swear that I should be twice the lesbian I was at the start of the semester. Steven kissed me again, so that’s just more reinforcement of the “oh fuck no” factor. Soujin knows what I mean.
You didn’t deck his ass? DOES HE NOT KNOW YOU ARE A LEEESSSBBIIIAAAN?! CAN I PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO HIM.?! OH GOD LET ME
I verbally beat him at a later time via email. I was a touch too shocked to do anything other than flee at the time. But yeah, definitely a lesbian. Michelle had a really long talk with him and apparently he thought being gay was incidental and if he tried harder it would become a non-issue because that’s what happens in rom coms.
Don’t hurt him. He’s currently afraid of me and my knives and if someone does the job for me, then he won’t be living in constant fear of when the hit will come. I prefer to let people stew in their own minds and sit back and do absolutely nothing while they tear themselves apart. It only takes a few words here and there to do it too.
He. Thought. It. Was. Incidental?!
Someone bring him to Straight Talk in the fucking Spring. I don’t care if someone has to drag him. Boy needs educated. Really, if he fucking tried harder you’d want him and basically wouldn’t be gay any more? WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN GET THIS SHIT?
I will end the boy and he will still be scared to death of you. I can do that ya know.
chartreuseflamethrowers replied to your post: D revoked my Lesbian Card back in September.
Tehehehehehehehehehe! Ash does make a better lesbian at this point. You cannot tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster and if someone is hitting on you. Good luck.
I’ve never been able to tell if someone is hitting on me though, regardless of gender.
Also, I swear that I should be twice the lesbian I was at the start of the semester. Steven kissed me again, so that’s just more reinforcement of the “oh fuck no” factor. Soujin knows what I mean.
You didn’t deck his ass? DOES HE NOT KNOW YOU ARE A LEEESSSBBIIIAAAN?! CAN I PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO HIM.?! OH GOD LET ME
You know what's bad?
When a professor you see maybe every two weeks asks about you and how you’re doing.. and then acts a bit concerned for you.
However, the professors who see you multiple times a week show no concern.
..fuck everything.
I legit believe right now that if I told my advisor I wasn't doing all that great, they wouldn't believe me.
Fuck you Juniata for doing this to me after Thanksgiving break.
At least I’m conditioned for this already.
Except thesis. Fuck you thesis.
I wonder why dear..YAY! I’m in the middle :D
